Wobble Shirt

from $24.69

Atoms optional. Vibes mandatory.

“Wobble Wobble” is for anyone who moves through spacetime like a particle experiencing an existential crisis. It’s the uniform of beings whose atoms occasionally forget their formation—newborn-deer physics with a dash of cosmic error message.

100% combed ring-spun cotton · Pre-shrunk · Side-seamed · 4.2 oz. Heather colors contain polyester. Lighter colors may be slightly sheer. Made to order — takes a little longer, leaves a little less waste.

Atoms optional. Vibes mandatory.

“Wobble Wobble” is for anyone who moves through spacetime like a particle experiencing an existential crisis. It’s the uniform of beings whose atoms occasionally forget their formation—newborn-deer physics with a dash of cosmic error message.

100% combed ring-spun cotton · Pre-shrunk · Side-seamed · 4.2 oz. Heather colors contain polyester. Lighter colors may be slightly sheer. Made to order — takes a little longer, leaves a little less waste.

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